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Basic Steps on How to Talk Dirty to a Girl

Step 1

Pick A Role Play scenario. Ideally something easy and not to complicated, if this is your first time. The most common one is Teacher- Student, but it's easiest one to get started. The second one is Sugar Daddy and Little Girl, and the third one is Naughty Girl and Bad Boy. Do not tell her anything, just pick one. My favorite is Teacher Student, because, it's EASIEST one to do. PICK ONE and STICK TO IT!

Step 2

Start slow. Drop some hints at dirty talking like "I am going to give you homework tonight, you better be a good girl and do it" or "Your Sugar Daddy is going to spoil his little girl tonight " and "You're such a naughty girl sometimes, you need spanking by a boy". First, she will play along, almost ALL girls like roleplay fantasy. She's probably, right now, thinking "oh this is going to be fun". Go ahead, text your girl one of those lines, right now. See what she says back.

Step 3

Add some spice. If you're having text conversation, or late evening conversation, keep at it, especially, if she's playing along: "Did you finish your assignment like a good little student? Or do I need to punish you a little?" or "Are you going to dress up for your daddy, to impress him tonight, something sexy like he likes, or does he need to tell you what to wear for him?" and "I think you've been REALLY bad tonight and you deserve some spanking.". IF she favorably replied to you in step 2, this is breeze. If you're in same room, say "why don't you come here. Good girl"

Step 4

Re-enforce positive aspects. Do tell her she's a good girl. Tell her you like how she's obedient. Tell her it turns you on when she listens to you. Do not ask her "YES/NO" questions when you intend to do something "Do you want me to spank you" < BAD! But say "I bet you've been so bad, you need spanking, don't you?"

Step 5

Intonation is important! Do not laugh at yourself or her. You have to keep it on playful and serious note. If she's hesitant to follow or shy to answer back, comment on how cute it is that she's shy, tell her it's sexy, but do not break the character. When you say things, say them as if you're pretending or playing a game. You say it with same intonation as if you were flirting but you make it sound slower and deeper. Do not try hard to sound sexy. In fact, imagine yourself in "pretend land" and you are the actor for role you assumed in Step 1

Step 6

Add more flair to the talk. If you're together, touch her. Do not do this when other people are around, especially, your buddies. This is for YOU AND HER. So add some flair, nobody is watching (yet ). Touch her, but not on her ****. If she's bad student, slap her ass, if she's really bad student bend her over your knee. If she's Sugar Baby, make her sit on your lap and trace her body with your fingers. Talk to her AS IF YOU WERE whoever you pretend to be. She will follow your lead. If she's bad girl, spank her harder.

Step 7

Do NOT rush. Roleplay is all about play, not rushing to the "end result", which is cumming. You want to spend three times longer on pretext than you do on sex

Step 8

Speak to her emotions instead of her logic. Do not explain her what you're doing. Bad: "I am going to be a teacher and you're going to be a naughty student" DO NOT do that. Assume! Assume you're a teacher. Do not start abruptly, but gently lead her into the role, by saying "You're such a bad girl, if I was your teacher I would give you an F ...unless of course, we can work something out...."

Step 9

Stay in Character until you get to the sex. Do not rush, like I said, but maintain pace. You want to be sexual but not having sex. You should be talking dirty to her in subtext you assumed in step 1, but you should be getting closer to sex. If she goes down to give you a blow job, she's doing it to "get an A on her project" or "that's what daddy wants her sugar baby to do to please him" and if she's a bad girl, "she needs to prove what a bad girl she is to a bad boy".

Step 10

Compliment!!! Tell her, especially after you've have fucked, how awesome it was. Tell her how much you liked talking dirty to her. She enjoyed it as much if not more than you did. Tell her you want to do it again, THIS ALONG WILL OPEN UP A FLOOD GATE OF IDEAS!

By talkdirtyguide

How to Become an iFriends Model

iFriends models have the chance to chat with some very interesting individuals, as well as make money at the same time. iFriends is an adult chat network, where individuals can meet other like-minded men or women to chat, have private sessions and more. It's fast and easy to become an iFriends model once you understand the rules and qualifications.

Step 1

In order to become an iFriends model, you will need a computer, a reliable Internet connection and a USB webcam so you can communicate with others. You'll need to plug the webcam into your computer and download the webcam software from ifriends.com in order to get started. See "Resources" for the link.

Step 2

The next step to becoming an iFriends model is to review and agree to the rules and regulations set forth by the company. Those can be found on ifriends.com and include important information such as age requirements, what is considered obscene by iFriends, what can get you banned, and other important rules and information.

Step 3

Next, you'll need to create an 18+ ID card, which will help verify your age so that you can take part in the iFriends model activities. Once you let iFriends know what you'll be participating in, you'll be required to send your proof of age via fax or web upload so that the company can verify that you're an adult. Once the card is administered you can continue with the sign-up process.

Step 4

After you have created your iFriends ID card you'll have the required screen name and password to allow you access to the network.
Visit the chat host console and sign in to begin, and if your webcam is on and everything is working you can get started right away. By reading through the remaining literature on the site you can determine how to interact with your audience and see what they're seeing, as well as how to make a lot of money. Be sure to review all rules and regulations so that you don't risk losing your account by breaking any of the rules.


By MiShaun Taylor